"Get ready to rock a laughter with our latest creation: the 'At First, I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified' t-shirt! This hilarious tee features an image of a stoic piece of petrified wood, perfectly capturing the essence of the pun for those who love a good chuckle. Made for geology enthusiasts, pun lovers, and anyone who appreciates a clever twist on a classic song, this shirt is sure to be a hit at any casual outing or geological expedition.
So, whether you're strutting through the park, attending a rock and mineral show, or just hanging out with friends, this t-shirt is perfect for making a statement that's both funny and a little bit rock 'n' roll. Embrace your inner strength and your outer humor with this unique tee that says, 'I survived, and all I got was this lighthearted t-shirt!'"
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. .: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. .: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. .: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. .
